I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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