God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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