i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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