Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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