I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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