I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
