He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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