That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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