READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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