i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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