We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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