Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I'm bleeding and have questions
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
