they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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