she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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