So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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