We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
You pole danced in your parka.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
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