Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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