I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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