just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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