Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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