we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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