My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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