She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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