Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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