you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
then he tried to convert me to islam
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I just forgot I was standing up.
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