Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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