so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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