your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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