4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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