Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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