I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
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most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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