how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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