nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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