i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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