It's Friday. Sex?
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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