I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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