weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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