Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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