How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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