so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
The adults are the big ones right?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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