did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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