i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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