My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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