guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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