i think i have herpe
just one?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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