i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
