he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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