This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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