More tranny stories later!
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
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