I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
