ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Randomize
